So I decided to humor myself with this a little bit. I mean, why not have some fun with this. The funnier part is I am sure “Casey” has checked this blog since it has been live at some point.

Well without further ado, I present you the real “Casey Lynn Turner” suspects.

My guess is that she is a fat, overweight, mental patient who has a crush on Mike Rowe, Kenny Cheney, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. (she did tell you those stories right?)

OK WELL ENOUGH OF THAT! I HOPE YOU LAUGHED WITH ME HERE AND AT “CASEY”!