UPDATE – as of 11/15
“Casey” – “Amy” and “Doug” ALL Canceled their
MySpace pages as of 11/15
WOW! Can you say BUSTED!
So here is the deal. If you are reading this blog you were probably contacted because you too are friends with this sick girl. On MySpace she goes by the name of “Casey Lynn Turner“.
I feel like a complete idiot. I have been using social networking websites to chat with friends, classmates, business partners and yes the occasional hot sexy stranger for maybe 5-6 years now. I am a pretty smart guy when it comes to computers and spotting fakes online. Not this time though!
If it were not for such a caring loving sister and mother and great friends; this could have gone on longer and longer – eventually driving me into a MENTAL WARD! Haha – more about that later!
So here is the story.
I met “Casey” online back on July 8th 2008 when she posted the following bulletin titled FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.
Body: Friends with Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food… There’s at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you.
So I thought I would be different and respond with a non-related answer, but never expected to get a response or even a “Girlfriend” from all this… Here is my response to her bulletin on June 8th.
Date: Jul 8, 2008 2:42 PM
i’d take u to church
And she replied:
Date: Jul 8, 2008 7:53 AM
oh how sweet… and i would gladly go with you
OK – So that is just the beginning.


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